Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Crappy Duties (Socks CDXVI)

"Well, I tell you that I was on the hand that plunged a toilet. The plunger didn't seem to be having much joy, or peace."
"Did you ask the plunger?"
"I didn't have to. He complained the whole time."
"I wish I had had the opportunity to instruct that poor plunger. He could have enjoyed his duties."
"Do you know what a plunger does?"
"Well, no."
The ring went on to explain the process.
The emerald laughed and joined the conversation, "Sounds like a good job for you, Stanley."
"My form would not be fitting for such duties."
"Lucky break."

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