Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Subject Change (Socks CCXXVIII)

"You could have made up that whole thing. How would I know?"
"Why would I make that up?"
"Did Lucien tell you the vacuum's name?"
"Hoover."
"When was this fire?"
"I don't know."
"Maybe you should have asked."
"I'm not talking about this."
"All I'm saying..."
"Change the subject, or stop talking."
"Ok, ok. Let's see. I know. I haven't seen you for a while. Where you been?"
"I've been in a closet. I used to come out and sing all the time, but the more the man yelled, the less I come out."
"Grunter."
"What?"
"We call him Grunter."

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