Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Fire Report (Socks CCXXVII)

"It was terrible. The mice and the people got out. And a couple spiders, too."
"What about the clothes?"
"Just what the people carried out."
"A table hollered to get carried out, a door screamed that his back was on fire, and a window split right down the middle."
"You weren't there."
"I know, but I heard about it."
"From who?"
"A watch."
"When?"
"I went in for repair once, and the watch was in at the same time. She just needed cleaning."
"I'm not sure I believe all of this. What was her name?"
"Lucien. Lucien Piccard. so, there."

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