Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Tinnitus (Socks XXXVIII)

"Tell me something and I will tell someone else what you said."
"What are you?"
"I'm a phone."
"And you can't keep a secret?"
"No silly, I pass on only what you want me to."
"To who?"
"Your friend."
"Let me get this straight. I tell a phone and you tell a friend?"
"Right. Tell me something"
"I'm here under the couch."
"Who do you want me to tell?"
"Libbey."
"What's her number?"
"What?"
"I have to have her numb......If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and dial again."
"What? Are you nuts?"
"Beep, beep, beep, beep..."

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