The woman stood next to the bed with the toothbrush in her hand while the long lump snored. She took another look at the brush then brought her fist down in the middle of the lump. The man sprang out of the bed, naked and hairy.
"What did you do to my toothbrush?"
The man's head came about to the woman's nose.
"What are you talking about?"
"I heard you doing something when you got home."
"You're nuts."
"Nuts huh? What's this?"
"How would I know. Just get a new one out of the closet, ya baby."
"You're a jerk."
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