Gift Exchange (Socks CCXLIV)

Rar could see that Grunter had moved Dyson out of the way also.
Grunter opened the closet and took out some stuff, “Hey, do you like this?”
“Where did you get a signed Yzerman jersey?”
“The old lady got it on Ebay. It was an anniversary present.”
“What’d you get her?”
“This vacuum.”
“Why did she let a catch like you get away?”
“She was the one that harped about the fourth anniversary being linen or appliances. So, what was I supposed to get her, towels?”
“How about a slinky, black dress, and night out on the town?”
“Whatever, Casanova.”